I’m fairly certain that if i can get this thing out of...
I’m fairly certain that if i can get this thing out of here, I can chop in my picture, and when he’s sleeping make a clean getaway in his car. Yes, thanks, I can fly, but this way I’ll be in Mexico in...
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I’m very proud of my latest work, entitled “Shattered Captivity.” The medium is wax. Notice how the “beaked” portions of the wax turn a lovely white hue, standing in perfect contrast to the gray...
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IP over Avian Carriers: innonate: IPoAC has been successfully implemented, but for only nine packets of data, with a packet loss ratio of 55%, and a response time ranging from 3000 seconds to over 6000...
View Articletinyunicorn: Petrina Hicks. | A Photography Blog I’m...
tinyunicorn: Petrina Hicks. | A Photography Blog I’m not sure if this is deeply troubling, or, the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Also, if anyone has this woman’s number…
View ArticleWanna know what tastes better than the new cords The Guy Who...
Wanna know what tastes better than the new cords The Guy Who Sleeps Outside My Cage brings home? Nothing. Nothing, I tell you.
View ArticleHumans with their spindly appendages should probably be more...
Humans with their spindly appendages should probably be more thoughtful around we avians with our razor sharp beaks and crushing bite pressure. Also, when they’re sharing a room with us, they should...
View ArticleThis is what happens when pop goes out of own and leaves me with...
This is what happens when pop goes out of own and leaves me with a blogger. Help a bird out. Fuego anyone? Also, how do you open a beer?
View Articlemikeypizzle: I don’t mean to be rude Alan. But fuck this bird.
mikeypizzle: I don’t mean to be rude Alan. But fuck this bird.
View ArticleMy friend realrealsoft drew this picture of me. I think she has...
My friend realrealsoft drew this picture of me. I think she has excellent taste and mucho talent. I beak her.
View ArticleI’m so planning my escape to Telegraph Hill, San...
I’m so planning my escape to Telegraph Hill, San Francisco. Anybody have a link to Virgin America? I hear flights are cheep. Haha, get it? Cheep? Hey, my f’in wings are clipped, so back off! Anyway,...
View ArticleNo, this is not, “cute,” you wingless biped. This is...
No, this is not, “cute,” you wingless biped. This is what happens when you shove me under that amazon rainforest-like downpour you seem to like to visit so much, and I end up with a earful of water....
View Articlemikeypizzle: I forgot that i edited this while bored the other...
mikeypizzle: I forgot that i edited this while bored the other night…I love the detail in the feathers…..i still hate this bird…. That’s not what you said to me while you were stroking my, um…feathers?
View ArticleI’m sure I can get out of here if I just think hard...
I’m sure I can get out of here if I just think hard enough. There’s a walnut in it for whomever springs me.
View Articletragos: nationalgeographicmagazine: Bathing Parrot Photograph...
tragos: nationalgeographicmagazine: Bathing Parrot Photograph by Cesar Badilla, My ShotDuring a boat trip across the Gulf of Papagayo, this nice parrot decided that he couldn’t stand the heat of the...
View Articlehmwt: You really do have to love the shit outta some animals...
hmwt: You really do have to love the shit outta some animals to enjoy the company of birds. Birds are, in my heavy-handed (ham-fisted) opinion, the stupidest and most awful animals on the planet. I...
View Articlesherry: I wonder what they were talking about. (by sherry) I...
sherry: I wonder what they were talking about. (by sherry) I was offering her $5 to open the cage and turn around for five minutes.
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